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So you punched a crocodile in the face?
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Oh, that's the dream.
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Brainstorm. Feature article:
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�Nature's Stickiest...�
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- �Trees.�
- Guys, do you mind?
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Brainstorm. �America's Next Top...�
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�Tortoise.�
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Brainstorm. �World's Lumpiest...�
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- �Snakes!� Yes!
- �Snakes!� Yes!
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I'm sorry.
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I'm calling from a
train terminal in India.
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I love it. Snakes.
Jack, what do you think?
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Jack.
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Snakes. Jack. Snakes. Jack!
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- Jack!
- Clark! Phone!
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Jack! Snakes!
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Guys...
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I finally picked our number one
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outdoor reality show of the year.
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Dogsled Wives of Alaska.
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[Clark and Mason laugh]
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This is where Darlene's all like,
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�That's my Ski-Doo, bitch.�
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DARLENE: That's my Ski-Doo, bitch.
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- [laughing]
- Let me find a quieter spot.
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The 2:00 from Mumbai just unloaded.
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[ice rattling loudly]
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I'm making water.
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[tranquil music playing]
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Well, this is infuriating.
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Brooke, I-I need my own office.
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I just wasted a phone
call with Gabriel Kincaid.
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No.
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Do you know who that is?
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No.
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He's the survivalist who
spent the last 13 years
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in the Outback with very
little human contact.
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Well, then how could
I possibly know him?
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All right.
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I am a little tight on
space, but I'll figure it out.
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Is that all?
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I'm sorry, this pose brings
back a lot of memories.
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Oh, Jack, please.
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Oh, yeah, and you said that a lot, too.
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- Jack, get out!
- That, too.
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[elevator bell dings]
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- You're happy.
- Yeah.
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I'm getting my own office today.
No, not you, Jack.
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I'm doing my morning affirmations.
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You're happy. You're powerful.
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All that oppose you shall perish.
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Super.
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Jack, say hello to your new office.
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You're happy.
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You're powerful.
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All who oppose you shall perish.
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[eagle screeches]
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? ?
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? Synced and corrected by javiernv ?
? www.addic7ed.com ?
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[phone ringing]
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What are they?
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They're like bathroom stalls,
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except the toilets are us.
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These were in the bullpen in the '90s.
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They're cubicles.
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I'm sorry there aren't any offices free,
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but I did some research,
and a lot of top companies
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are bringing back
cubicles for productivity.
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I'm pretty sure I saw it in a TED Talk.
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Guys, everything's fine.
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Brooke saw it in a TED Talk.
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I know I'm convinced.
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There's no way
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you're getting the Power Rangers
on board with office cubes.
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Clark, Mason, Emma, I
want you to think of these
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as a work fort.
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ALL: Work fort!
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"Looks like I'm getting
your old cube, �Ashley�"
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Wow, and all her stuff's still here.
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Who's Lilith Fair?
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Lilith Fair is not a
person; it's a celebration.
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Hmm.
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Aside from the remarkably
strong odor of SnackWell's,
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this isn't so bad.
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CLARK: What's that,
Jack? What's not bad?
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Jack? Jack, you still there?
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Jack? Jack? Jack?
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Jack? Jack.
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"�Jack? Jack? Jack�"
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I'll skip ahead ten minutes.
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�Jack? Jack? Jack?�
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Yeah, I saved a man's
life today at work,
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but you were right to go first.
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Uh, speaking of which, I
have some sort of big news.
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- Okay, I'll bite.
- Um...
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sorry, Eddie, it's actually
a me and Jack thing.
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You know he's gonna tell
me as soon as you leave.
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Do we have to do this dance?
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All right, let's split the difference.
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You can eavesdrop from the next booth.
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Cool.
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What's up?
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Well, I might be getting a job offer
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to work with the Toronto Raptors.
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[Eddie gasps]
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Wait, y-you're thinking
about moving to Canada
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to work for a clearly
made-up basketball team?
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I don't know.
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They want me to be the team doctor.
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I mean, that would be a
huge step up from my job
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with the Bulls, but obviously...
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- You'd be paid in Canadian dollars.
- No.
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I was talking about us.
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Right.
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What would that mean for us?
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What would that mean for us?
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Eddie.
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I don't know, I mean... [sighs]
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I-I really can't ask
you to not take the job.
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And I can't ask you to move up
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to that godforsaken frozen wasteland.
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And the long-distance thing.
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Pfft, what, are we dumb
high school sweethearts
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off to different colleges?
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Well, um...
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if you do get that offer,
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I-I guess you have to do
what's best for your career.
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Honestly, just tell me
if I did something wrong.
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You don't have to make up a
fake dinosaur basketball team.
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[laughs] They're a real team.
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They played the Wizards last night.
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Okay, yeah. �The Wizards.� Mm-hmm.
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[phone chimes]
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Oh, crap, I have to go.
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One of my small forwards
got stung by a bee.
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Bye.
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Bye.
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Jack, I couldn't help but overhear.
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You want to talk about it?
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I'm fine. Nothing's been decided yet.
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Okay.
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I'm just worried about you.
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If this turns into a full-on breakup,
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you're gonna need to be with people.
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If that happens, I'll give you a call.
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Yeah, but tomorrow I have my final exam.
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For the Magician's Academy.
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So my hands will be... tied.
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Unless I... escape.
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I should go study.
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Howdy, neighbor.
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Clark, I told you, no
talking over the wall.
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I got a lot going on right now.
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Right. Got it.
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Ding. Going down.
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Whoa, Mase, look at
this old photo of Ashley.
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MASON: Wow. That girl was fit.
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I can't believe she worked out
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before social media
was around to shame us.
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Yeah. According to this
paper electronic calendar,
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she went to the gym every day.
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At 5:00 a.m.?
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5:00? I thought A.M. started at 8:30.
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Ashley might be the
strong, female role model
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I've been looking for.
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Jack, do you remember an
Ashley that worked here?
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If you're talking over
the wall, I can't hear you.
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Jack, do you remember Ashley?!
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[cell phone rings]
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Gabriel, hey. Thanks for calling back.
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CLARK: Jack, are-are you talking to me?
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Ooh, did you see the new
Dogsled Wives clip?
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DARLENE: Are you saying
my husky's a bitch?
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You the husky bitch, bitch.
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[both laugh]
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You have to send that to all of us.
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Okay.
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DARLENE: You the husky bitch, bitch.
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[repeating, overlapping]:
You the husky bitch, bitch.
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Mm-hmm.
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[repeating, overlapping]:
You the husky bitch, bitch.
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CLARK: Hey, heads up.
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Coming in hot.
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Hold on. Something
important has come up.
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Here's Clarkie!
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What are you doing?
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But I know you said you don't
like talking over the wall,
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so I made us a private window.
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Now I can see you in all your glory.
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So you... made a glory hole.
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Yeah, I-I'm back. Sorry.
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Psst.
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You want a little nibble on my churro?
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DARLENE: You the husky bitch, bitch.
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Jack, come on. Don't leave me dangling.
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Aw. [mutters]
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Brooke, I need my own office
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or a place to hide three
bodies... your choice.
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Look, I know the grass looks greener,
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but having your own office is no picnic.
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There is literally a cheese
plate next to you on the floor.
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Yeah, well, it's mostly cheddar.
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Anyway,
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an office can be lonely.
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I love loneliness. Loneliness is my boy.
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I don't think you're
as much of a lone wolf
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as you'd like to believe.
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And we all need human contact.
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I know sometimes I miss it.
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Great. Let's switch work spaces.
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I... don't know.
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The bullpen's always
reminded me of high school,
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where I had a bit of a
problem with bullying.
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But you're the boss. Who's
gonna bully you? Clark?
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Yesterday I saw him apologize
before he bit into an apple.
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Let's just switch
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until I can finish the article.
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[sighs] All right, fine,
but I'm telling you,
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having your own office
is not as fun as it looks.
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Ooh, whoa, ooh.
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I should not have had that
third glass of Chardonnay.
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Well, time to pack up.
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And... done.
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Wait, you're leaving?
Aren't you gonna miss us?
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Clark... no.
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Everyone,
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don't bully Brooke.
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Even though when I
did, I got her office.
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Aw.
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Didn't know you were bullied growing up.
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Oh, I... I was the bully.
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Really?
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Wow, I can't believe
people were afraid of you.
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Hmm.
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And I can't believe
you have the confidence
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to wear short sleeves.
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What?
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Why would... it's because I...
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I'm getting a sweater.
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This Ashley woman was a badass.
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Do you think Jack knows how to find her?
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Yeah, I would not ask Jack about Ashley.
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Why?
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Wait, do they have a
history? I have to find out.
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Are you gonna drink that soda?
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The one in my hand?
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Yeah.
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Um, I guess not.
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[whispers]: Thank you.
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Hey, Clark.
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[chuckles]: Hey, stranger.
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How's the cube life?
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Honestly, it sucks.
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This whole new setup
has made my story ideas
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weak and uninspiring.
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Like your triceps.
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Same over here.
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All I could come up with today is
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"�So You Think You Can Tortoise�"
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Brainstorm. Maybe we
shouldn't be working...
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Apart. You know what we should do?
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Kill yourselves?
263
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MASON and CLARK: Work together!
264
00:10:29,384 --> 00:10:31,550
Aw, you best be calling
me my mom's new boyfriend
265
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'cause I'm moving in.
266
00:10:34,173 --> 00:10:36,255
Bye, mean Brooke.
267
00:10:43,303 --> 00:10:44,670
Emma?
268
00:10:45,735 --> 00:10:47,201
Mason?
269
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Clark?
270
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[knocking on door]
271
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- Oh.
- Hey.
272
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- Phew.
- Sorry.
273
00:11:01,357 --> 00:11:03,783
I see you got the office...
274
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of a working woman on the go.
275
00:11:06,387 --> 00:11:07,853
Mm.
276
00:11:08,474 --> 00:11:10,489
Sorry to just drop in like this.
277
00:11:10,491 --> 00:11:12,191
No, no, it's a nice surprise.
278
00:11:12,193 --> 00:11:15,127
Especially... if it's a sex thing.
279
00:11:15,129 --> 00:11:16,328
It's not.
280
00:11:16,641 --> 00:11:18,875
Can it be a sex thing?
281
00:11:20,401 --> 00:11:22,068
I'm taking the job.
282
00:11:22,764 --> 00:11:23,841
Whoa.
283
00:11:25,810 --> 00:11:28,441
Boy, some sex would
really soften the blow.
284
00:11:29,482 --> 00:11:30,976
Jack, I'm sorry.
285
00:11:31,216 --> 00:11:34,027
It's such a great offer.
I'd be crazy not to take it.
286
00:11:34,052 --> 00:11:37,004
And we're just not in a place
where it makes sense for me
287
00:11:37,029 --> 00:11:38,184
to turn it down.
288
00:11:38,186 --> 00:11:39,518
No, I-I get it.
289
00:11:39,605 --> 00:11:43,052
It's the... Toronto Raptors.
290
00:11:47,408 --> 00:11:49,541
So, uh...
291
00:11:50,356 --> 00:11:51,856
this is it?
292
00:11:52,207 --> 00:11:53,973
Yeah.
293
00:11:54,990 --> 00:11:56,135
When do you leave?
294
00:11:56,137 --> 00:11:57,870
Not for a few days.
295
00:11:58,115 --> 00:11:59,905
But I should get back to work.
296
00:12:00,130 --> 00:12:01,501
Of course, of course.
297
00:12:01,526 --> 00:12:03,293
We'll talk tonight?
298
00:12:06,280 --> 00:12:08,013
Uh, congratulations.
299
00:12:11,097 --> 00:12:12,302
[door closes]
300
00:12:19,590 --> 00:12:21,123
Emma?
301
00:12:23,899 --> 00:12:25,432
Mason?
302
00:12:28,872 --> 00:12:30,536
[softly]: Clark?
303
00:12:46,014 --> 00:12:47,185
Figures.
304
00:12:47,215 --> 00:12:48,848
Right when Jack needs me.
305
00:12:52,688 --> 00:12:54,888
I should've studied more.
306
00:13:03,711 --> 00:13:06,412
[laughter]
307
00:13:08,803 --> 00:13:10,502
Gentlemen!
308
00:13:10,527 --> 00:13:12,828
Hey, just grabbing some penskies,
309
00:13:12,853 --> 00:13:16,060
thought I'd stop by and see
how my old crew was doing.
310
00:13:16,085 --> 00:13:17,484
The road dogs.
311
00:13:17,612 --> 00:13:20,060
Which one of our cars did
you hit on your way into work?
312
00:13:20,085 --> 00:13:21,718
Oh, that is hilarious.
313
00:13:21,860 --> 00:13:24,328
Kind of dinged 'em both. [chuckles]
314
00:13:24,353 --> 00:13:25,652
Quick Q:
315
00:13:25,654 --> 00:13:27,576
what's on tap for the
brew crew this weekend?
316
00:13:27,626 --> 00:13:29,526
Jack, it's Tuesday. Oh.
317
00:13:29,723 --> 00:13:31,568
So, your dance card is open.
318
00:13:31,593 --> 00:13:34,127
[deep voice]: That's
a t-two-for-Tuesday.
319
00:13:34,129 --> 00:13:36,490
Wait, did you come by just to hang out?
320
00:13:36,515 --> 00:13:38,169
Oh, my God, you miss us.
321
00:13:38,201 --> 00:13:40,034
Miss you? Please.
322
00:13:40,036 --> 00:13:42,336
Let me give you a list of things I miss:
323
00:13:42,338 --> 00:13:43,604
the XFL.
324
00:13:44,027 --> 00:13:45,660
End of list.
325
00:13:46,542 --> 00:13:49,810
Someone's too proud to admit he
actually wants to be around us.
326
00:13:49,812 --> 00:13:52,413
I just came out here
to grab some penskies
327
00:13:52,415 --> 00:13:54,348
and gab about your various dealy-o's,
328
00:13:54,350 --> 00:13:56,951
but if the road dogs
are too full of nonsense,
329
00:13:56,953 --> 00:13:59,954
then I'm just gonna move on to... Emma.
330
00:13:59,956 --> 00:14:01,889
Emma! MandM-a.
331
00:14:01,891 --> 00:14:03,891
M-dot. Give me the download.
332
00:14:03,893 --> 00:14:05,659
Well, I've been modeling my life
333
00:14:05,661 --> 00:14:08,696
after an old employee named Ashley.
334
00:14:08,698 --> 00:14:10,064
Maybe you knew her?
335
00:14:10,066 --> 00:14:10,998
I don't know anyone.
336
00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:12,399
[gasps] You did know her!
337
00:14:12,401 --> 00:14:13,968
And something happened between you.
338
00:14:13,970 --> 00:14:16,070
Did you hook up? Did you love her?
339
00:14:16,072 --> 00:14:18,639
Oh, my God, you killed
Ashley in a crime of passion!
340
00:14:18,664 --> 00:14:21,295
Yep, and I ate her corpse.
You solved the cold case.
341
00:14:21,297 --> 00:14:22,496
On to Brooke.
342
00:14:23,079 --> 00:14:24,645
Basically, I was like,
343
00:14:24,647 --> 00:14:27,414
�Panty lines are the least
of your worries, Caroline.�
344
00:14:27,416 --> 00:14:28,449
[women laugh]
345
00:14:28,451 --> 00:14:30,351
[laughs]
346
00:14:30,353 --> 00:14:31,919
Oh, Caroline.
347
00:14:31,921 --> 00:14:34,288
When will you get it right?
348
00:14:34,290 --> 00:14:36,357
What are you laughing at?
You didn't even hear the joke.
349
00:14:36,359 --> 00:14:38,325
No, I-I heard enough
of it to get the gist.
350
00:14:38,327 --> 00:14:40,160
It was funny.
351
00:14:40,162 --> 00:14:41,962
I don't know, I liked it.
352
00:14:41,964 --> 00:14:45,666
FYI, I'm wrapping up the
article in case you want to chat,
353
00:14:45,668 --> 00:14:47,167
talk, switch back.
354
00:14:47,169 --> 00:14:48,168
Uh, switch back?
355
00:14:48,170 --> 00:14:49,670
Oh, no, Jack, I can't do that.
356
00:14:49,672 --> 00:14:51,405
I haven't felt this
alive since high school.
357
00:14:51,407 --> 00:14:53,007
I thought high school was a tough time.
358
00:14:53,009 --> 00:14:54,798
Yeah, for everyone else.
359
00:14:54,823 --> 00:14:56,977
See, we moved around a
lot while I was growing up,
360
00:14:56,979 --> 00:14:59,613
and I got pretty good at
dominating new social scenes.
361
00:14:59,615 --> 00:15:02,016
Please let me have a little bit longer.
362
00:15:02,018 --> 00:15:02,983
Oh, that's weird.
363
00:15:03,664 --> 00:15:05,698
Why can I see the bottom of my cup?
364
00:15:10,380 --> 00:15:12,480
[laughs]
365
00:15:14,223 --> 00:15:16,724
Oh. Excuse me.
366
00:15:21,547 --> 00:15:22,636
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
367
00:15:22,638 --> 00:15:24,004
You want some? Mm.
368
00:15:24,006 --> 00:15:25,239
Sorry.
369
00:15:25,241 --> 00:15:26,807
Sorry again.
370
00:15:29,679 --> 00:15:32,012
? ?
371
00:15:45,227 --> 00:15:46,493
That's it!
372
00:15:46,495 --> 00:15:47,995
We are too close!
373
00:15:47,997 --> 00:15:50,248
I can't even think with your eating!
374
00:15:50,273 --> 00:15:51,598
It's amazing I even can eat.
375
00:15:51,577 --> 00:15:54,639
You wear so much cologne,
you smell like an Uber driver
376
00:15:54,664 --> 00:15:55,736
who drove through a Macy's.
377
00:15:55,738 --> 00:15:57,237
Brainstorm!
378
00:15:57,239 --> 00:15:59,340
We need some brainstorming
again separately because...
379
00:15:59,342 --> 00:16:00,841
BOTH: While we valiantly
tried to replicate
380
00:16:00,843 --> 00:16:01,976
our original working conditions,
381
00:16:01,978 --> 00:16:04,107
we are clearly not on
the same page anymore!
382
00:16:04,132 --> 00:16:06,265
Fine! Fine! Fine!
383
00:16:10,119 --> 00:16:12,386
? ?
384
00:16:42,184 --> 00:16:44,451
? ?
385
00:17:06,208 --> 00:17:07,775
Hey, Clark?
386
00:17:07,870 --> 00:17:10,172
There's an entire page in
here where Ashley practiced
387
00:17:10,197 --> 00:17:12,697
signing �Ashley Gordon�
over and over again.
388
00:17:13,022 --> 00:17:16,350
Oh, my God, Ashley
didn't break Jack's heart,
389
00:17:16,352 --> 00:17:17,785
Jack broke Ashley's.
390
00:17:18,119 --> 00:17:19,520
And then he ate her.
391
00:17:20,370 --> 00:17:21,096
Clark?
392
00:17:21,121 --> 00:17:21,846
Mason?
393
00:17:21,871 --> 00:17:23,737
Clark! Mason!
394
00:17:30,009 --> 00:17:31,609
I miss working with you.
395
00:17:31,611 --> 00:17:33,578
It's these cubicles;
they're killing our magic.
396
00:17:33,580 --> 00:17:35,947
You're right. I know they were
put here to bring us together...
397
00:17:35,949 --> 00:17:36,981
No, they weren't.
398
00:17:36,983 --> 00:17:38,115
But instead,
399
00:17:38,117 --> 00:17:39,655
it's as if they've put...
400
00:17:39,680 --> 00:17:41,780
- walls between us.
- They have.
401
00:17:41,805 --> 00:17:44,739
We got to talk to Brooke about
getting rid of these cubes.
402
00:17:44,764 --> 00:17:46,998
[women laugh]
403
00:17:48,828 --> 00:17:49,961
Or Jack.
404
00:17:50,174 --> 00:17:52,007
Yeah, Jack. Jack seems right.
405
00:17:53,800 --> 00:17:54,932
Jack, we need you to...
406
00:17:55,343 --> 00:17:56,868
Hold on.
407
00:17:56,870 --> 00:18:00,171
Lying on the floor,
Facebook-stalking Rachel,
408
00:18:00,173 --> 00:18:02,340
eating junk food. [gasps]
409
00:18:02,342 --> 00:18:03,641
You guys broke up!
410
00:18:03,643 --> 00:18:05,757
Rachel is moving to Toronto.
411
00:18:05,782 --> 00:18:07,248
And...
412
00:18:07,530 --> 00:18:10,214
I actually found myself wanting
to talk to you guys about it.
413
00:18:10,216 --> 00:18:12,583
ALL: Aw!
414
00:18:12,585 --> 00:18:15,653
Wait, so this morning, you
weren't looking for penskies,
415
00:18:15,655 --> 00:18:18,456
you were looking for friendskies.
416
00:18:18,458 --> 00:18:20,291
Clark? In the corner.
417
00:18:20,316 --> 00:18:22,116
Yeah.
418
00:18:23,274 --> 00:18:24,740
Oh, no, Blair Witch style.
419
00:18:26,788 --> 00:18:29,066
I got to tell you,
420
00:18:29,068 --> 00:18:32,637
she was the first woman I
cared about in a long time.
421
00:18:32,857 --> 00:18:34,556
I'm really gonna miss her.
422
00:18:36,312 --> 00:18:38,976
Well, that's all I needed.
I'm good. Thanks, guys.
423
00:18:38,978 --> 00:18:40,511
You're welcome.
424
00:18:40,513 --> 00:18:42,780
Now please tell me what
happened with you and Ashley.
425
00:18:42,782 --> 00:18:44,448
I... there's nothing to tell.
426
00:18:44,450 --> 00:18:46,350
Plenty of people worked in that bullpen,
427
00:18:46,352 --> 00:18:48,351
and who am I to remember all of them?
428
00:18:48,629 --> 00:18:50,529
[echoing]: Who am I to
remember all of them?
429
00:18:50,657 --> 00:18:53,457
[distorted]: Who am I
to remember all of them?
430
00:18:53,459 --> 00:18:55,030
? ?
431
00:18:55,065 --> 00:18:57,443
Who...
432
00:18:57,664 --> 00:19:01,232
am...
433
00:19:01,234 --> 00:19:03,134
I...
434
00:19:09,108 --> 00:19:10,441
Oh, my God.
435
00:19:10,443 --> 00:19:12,543
Ashley is Jack.
436
00:19:12,545 --> 00:19:13,648
Jack is Ashley.
437
00:19:13,673 --> 00:19:15,707
[gasps] You have a girl's name!
438
00:19:15,782 --> 00:19:16,814
[both gasp]
439
00:19:16,816 --> 00:19:18,416
It's true.
440
00:19:18,418 --> 00:19:21,085
My real name... is Ashley Gordon.
441
00:19:21,087 --> 00:19:22,820
When I first started here,
442
00:19:22,822 --> 00:19:24,021
I went by Ashley,
443
00:19:24,023 --> 00:19:26,366
but after a barrage of sexist fan mail,
444
00:19:26,407 --> 00:19:30,743
I caved and decided to go
with my middle name: Jack.
445
00:19:31,764 --> 00:19:33,497
So you're the strong female mentor
446
00:19:33,499 --> 00:19:34,999
I've been looking for.
447
00:19:35,001 --> 00:19:37,001
I've always been that.
448
00:19:37,003 --> 00:19:38,919
I want to thank you guys again
449
00:19:38,944 --> 00:19:40,571
for letting me talk to you about Rachel.
450
00:19:40,683 --> 00:19:42,583
If you ever need me
to return the favor...
451
00:19:42,608 --> 00:19:44,908
Oh, this is why you came here, isn't it?
452
00:19:47,569 --> 00:19:49,580
JACK: These cubes have been a disaster.
453
00:19:49,582 --> 00:19:50,715
They're coming down.
454
00:19:51,405 --> 00:19:53,017
Yeah, it's probably for the best.
455
00:19:53,019 --> 00:19:55,119
There's a monster inside of me, Jack.
456
00:19:55,121 --> 00:19:57,455
An effortlessly popular monster.
457
00:19:57,457 --> 00:19:59,890
Everybody! Back up!
458
00:20:08,626 --> 00:20:11,627
Probably should have just let
facilities take those down.
459
00:20:19,078 --> 00:20:21,378
Well, you deserve this.
460
00:20:21,403 --> 00:20:23,003
It's gonna be great for you.
461
00:20:23,005 --> 00:20:24,338
Thanks, Jack.
462
00:20:26,162 --> 00:20:28,195
[elevator bell dings]
463
00:20:29,677 --> 00:20:31,678
Is this gonna be one of
those things where we say
464
00:20:31,680 --> 00:20:34,605
something awkward and then
never see each other again?
465
00:20:34,630 --> 00:20:37,030
No, that's not us.
466
00:20:42,056 --> 00:20:43,823
Later days, mayonnaise.
467
00:20:46,931 --> 00:20:48,030
Nailed it.
468
00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:52,630
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